i learned that from the pizza man.

pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

party-in-my-purgatories:

purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

just so long as you dont forget me in hell or bang a demon, im cool with that.

(Source: truxtons)

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

(Source: alt-j)

unimodus:

captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.

(Source: digitintheremisterspock)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.